\n";
for ($i = 0; $i < count($arr_xml['URL']); $i++) {
echo "".$arr_xml['BeforeText'][$i]." ".$arr_xml['Text'][$i]." ".$arr_xml['AfterText'][$i]."\n";
}
echo "";
}
}
function tla_output_css()
{
echo "
";
}
function tla_updateLocalXML($url, $file, $time_out)
{
if($handle = fopen($file, "a")){
fwrite($handle, "\n");
fclose($handle);
}
if($xml = file_get_contents_tla($url, $time_out)) {
$xml = substr($xml, strpos($xml,''));
if ($handle = fopen($file, "w")) {
fwrite($handle, $xml);
fclose($handle);
}
}
}
function tla_getLocalXML($file)
{
$contents = "";
if($handle = fopen($file, "r")){
$contents = fread($handle, filesize($file)+1);
fclose($handle);
}
return $contents;
}
function file_get_contents_tla($url, $time_out)
{
$result = "";
$url = parse_url($url);
if ($handle = @fsockopen ($url["host"], 80)) {
if(function_exists("socket_set_timeout")) {
socket_set_timeout($handle,$time_out,0);
} else if(function_exists("stream_set_timeout")) {
stream_set_timeout($handle,$time_out,0);
}
fwrite ($handle, "GET $url[path]?$url[query] HTTP/1.0\r\nHost: $url[host]\r\nConnection: Close\r\n\r\n");
while (!feof($handle)) {
$result .= @fread($handle, 40960);
}
fclose($handle);
}
return $result;
}
function tla_decodeXML($xmlstg)
{
if( !function_exists('html_entity_decode') ){
function html_entity_decode($string)
{
// replace numeric entities
$string = preg_replace('~([0-9a-f]+);~ei', 'chr(hexdec("\1"))', $string);
$string = preg_replace('~([0-9]+);~e', 'chr(\1)', $string);
// replace literal entities
$trans_tbl = get_html_translation_table(HTML_ENTITIES);
$trans_tbl = array_flip($trans_tbl);
return strtr($string, $trans_tbl);
}
}
$out = "";
$retarr = "";
preg_match_all ("/<(.*?)>(.*?)", $xmlstg, $out, PREG_SET_ORDER);
$search_ar = array('<', '>', '"');
$replace_ar = array('<', '>', '"');
$n = 0;
while (isset($out[$n]))
{
$retarr[$out[$n][1]][] = str_replace($search_ar, $replace_ar,html_entity_decode(strip_tags($out[$n][0])));
$n++;
}
return $retarr;
}
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| Movie Review: Aap Ki Khatir (2006)
Cast: Akshaye Khanna, Priyanka Chopra, Amisha Patel, Suneil Shetty,
Dino Morea, Anupam Kher and Lilette Dubey
Director: Dharmesh Darshan
Producer: Venus
They shot in London like Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge. They talked
about Punjabi and Gujarati families like in Kal Ho Na Ho. The girl
gets drunk and spends the night with the good boy, like in DDLJ again.
The girl is dumb, like in all movies. And there are some linguistic
differences, as shown in Kal Ho Na Ho…
In case you are wondering what we are talking about, this is a movie
called Aap Ki Khatir, that released today.
Anu (Priyanka Chopra) hires a professional escort from Lokhandwala,
Mumbai called Aman (Akshaye Khanna) and takes him to London.
She wants to make her ex-boyfriend Danny Grover jealous of her escort,
who will pose as her boyfriend, hoping that he comes back to her.
Anu has come back home to attend the marriage of her sister Shirani
(Amisha Patel). You realise later that Shirani is her step sister and
has also had a relationship with Danny after Anu has come to India.
Shirani is to wed a Gujarati boy Kunal (Suniel Shetty) and Danny is
Kunal's best friend and he attends the marriage too.
Anupam Kher is Anu's humorous Punjabi father Arjun and Lillette Dubey
plays her mother. Both of them know about these stories, but have
kept heir traps shut, to prevent the marriage from falling apart before
it even takes place.
And then Aman falls in love with Anu… and the twists increase.
Dharmesh needed
to be much stronger as a director in this light hearted romance which
has some superb twists and eye watering moments, but Himesh pokes his
nose… or rather nasal songs in between, spoiling the mood.
Priyanka Chopra is good, but is misused in the film.
Amisha Patel is bad, Suneil Shetty is average, Dino Morea is just
tolerable and Akshaye Khanna shines in a bad film.
Hope screenwriters stop copying and how I wish they had attended the
recent screenwriters' conference at FTII, Pune and learnt a few things
there. Akal Ho Na Ho!
RS Rating: 5/10
Tony
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