1) Whenever Saif and Kareena want to be alone, they go to watch TASHAN. 2) TASHAN leaves black ticket sellers jobless. 3) TASHAN makes JHOOM BARABAR JHOOM look like a classic 4) Do you know that TASHAN was initially named Three men and a Bebo !!!!!! 5) 99 % of the people reading this have not watched TASHAN 6) […]
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Any court scene will have the dialogue “Objection milord”. If it is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be overruled. Else, it will be sustained.
Amitabh : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke leye yeh raha apke samne.. Contestant Santa Singh is tensed. Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan ON Computer Screen: A. Amitabh Bacchan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Azaruddin D. General Perverz Musharaff . Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt for […]
Johnny Mera Naam Piya Ka Ghar Choukee No. 11 Teesri Manzil China Town Bombay Date: Nav Do Gyarah My Dear ‘Anamica’: You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra’ from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan’ to you as ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’. Though I am an ‘Awaara’, I am also your ‘Deewana’. I am making you a ‘Prarthna’ to enter my […]
English version of bidi jalaye le DAAN DOONG DUDUNG DAAN DOONG DUDUNG…… NOT GLASS NOT STOLE COLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST US MOTHER IN LAW NOT GLASS NOT STOLE COLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST MOTHER IN LAW ITS SO CHILLY TAKE SOMEBODY’S QUILT GO AND TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE LIT UP THE CIGGI FROM LIVER OH LOVER THERE IS LOT OF FIRE […]
Funny email addresses of the stars…
