The critics bashed his movie till kingdom come, the cinema-goers will never forgive him for spoiling the Diwali occasion, parents of Ranbir and Sonam might never talk to him, Salman Khan will refuse to work with him ever again, no producer will ever give him another 800 million rupees, and his reputation as a first-grade director might be tarnished forever… but worry not Bhansali… because jiska koi nahin uska to Bachchan hai yaaro (for who has no one, has the Bachchans).