In Bollywood if you don’t toot your own horn….no will extend the favour to you. And no one knows that better than Celina Jaitley and her kind…
This bimbette who just heaves, huffs and pants her lungs like there is no tomorrow has kind of stepped out of Bollywood.
Don’t celebrate yet, because it’s only temporary! She is busy using her ‘look-I-am-an-exotic-Asian-creature’ card in Hollywood. Wish we could expose her, tell all the naïve foreigners out there- Beware; this woman’s wheezing on screen will eventually annoy you to death!
A little sampler- Celina calls from Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles:-
Celina- (deep huffing and puffing) Hellooo, Indian media?…breaking news… Justin Timberlake saw me,(wheez wheez) actually he caught me stalking him. (ufff ufff) I was singing- ‘SEE ME baby (at least) one more time’, and he looked around and saw my loud golden brassier!
And then he sent his friend across to me to ask- ‘hey, did you forget the rest of your outfit at home? I mean everything is hanging out, if you want to change, Justin invites you to his house which is nearby’.
But obviously Celina twisted her little fairytale and told us “A few days ago, I was at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles. I spotted Justin Timberlake there. He saw me too and complimented my looks to someone. That person then came across to me and said Justin was very impressed with my looks.”
But you know which version to believe!
BombayBitch
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