95 minutes of runtime
= 30 minutes of direct crassness
+ 0 innuendos needed because of direct crassness
+ 35 minutes of disgusting dark humor that ultimately makes you sick in the stomach
+ 30 minutes of people shouting stuff that I had no inclination to understand
95 minutes of runtime
= 45 minutes of borrowed music
+ 45 minutes of the loudest background score
+ 5 minutes of one original(?) track
95 minutes of runtime
= 7 minutes of Rakhi Sawant’s boob show (*whatever!*)
+ 3 minutes of Anupam Kher telling you that you will die laughing (*liar*)
+ 10 minutes of Ranvir Shorey’s over-acting (*sob*)
+ 25 minutes of Om Puri, Anupam Kher, Prem Chopra, and Paresh Rawal having sex (*yuck!*)
+ 5 minutes of cat-fights (*hmph*)
+ 5 minutes of literal “aaaaaa” shouting (*headache*)
+ 40 minutes of other cast being generally deafening because that is the genre of the movie (*more headache*)
95 minutes of runtime
= 3 funerals
+ 1 Rakhi Sawant saying, “Sigmund Freud”
+ 7 (at the last count) soap opera-ish sleeping around
+ 3 distasteful gay jokes
+ 1 slap on womanhood every time a woman comes on screen
+ 1 reveiwer wanting to know who enjoys this kind of comedy
95 minutes of runtime
= 90 minutes of reviewer wanting to get out of the theater
+ 5 minutes of reviewer trying to hide her face while getting out of the theater
+ Infinite number of minutes of reviewer hating her job for the first time ever
Rating: Switch channels if it’s on cable!
Rating Scale (best to worst):
• Must see – on the big screen
• Watch for sure, preferably in theatre
• Wait for video release
• Watch if you have nothing better to do
• Switch channels if it’s on cable!
Scroll down to read the details meetu scribbled while watching the movie – this may include spoilers
Spoiler Warning: This section has additional observations, other than the ones noted in the main review. It may have some details that could distort your experience while watching the movie.
Story: Laxmikant Kabadiya (Anupam Kher) dies and his family wants to keep his death from the world for a couple days and then another couple days and then another few days…
Sorry, readers, my brains were shut off while watching this movie, so couldn’t allow myself to jot down anything for the sections that usually appear here.
What worked:
What didn’t:
Nitty-gritty:
Rating: Switch channels if it’s on cable!
Rating Scale (best to worst):
• Must see – on the big screen
• Watch for sure, preferably in theatre
• Wait for video release
• Watch if you have nothing better to do
• Switch channels if it’s on cable!
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