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at 05:57:44 pm on August 5, 2007
Yeap, you heard me right. I know that my readers have always found me grumpy, hated me for putting down their favourite stars, but hey!!! I’m here to review a product – a film, within which these favourite stars are just a part of. I am NOT here to review stars. Let me make this clear, I love all our stars, because I think one needs to have talent in order to deliver on screen – be it good or bad. But then I admire the few actors we have. So get that straight before you guys start throwing pathethic comments on my views of a review of a ‘film’ and not ‘people’.
But alas, here we are today – I am not going to review Cash, because simply speaking there is nothing to review. For all the films that I didn’t write that great reviews about, I atleast came out of the theater knowing I had seen ‘Cinema’, and there was good things about it and bad things about it, and that’s what I used to write. Cash does it for me, coz I finally found a film that was good enough for me to put it down as being – a complete waste of time, in the name of cinema. Good or Bad.
Real Life – There is nothing to say here. I believe it was to do with a bunch of people who were after some diamonds, and ofcourse the cops wanting to get their hands on these folk. Remember the film DHOOM2? Well that stylish, that was somewhat cool. Here, we have a director (come on he made the lovely Tum Bin and the cool Dus), who had hit his lowest ever. Whatever he does next will be better than Cash. Guaranteed. You have a bunch of stars who have no other offers, and are here, trying really hard to come across as being cool. They fall flat on their face, worse than a Punjabi Munde trying to claim that he makes the best Sambar in town. The explanations and dialogues are ridiculous. The kids in my building come up with better scenarios and plots when they play Cops & Thieves. The animation was ok, but the way it was used was stupid. I heard that the director’s next film is an animated flick, so I guess he was testing the waters with this film. The film, if anything, made people laugh (when it wasn’t supposed to) and best of all, I actually spared my thoughts to how a nacho taste, with the cheese and without the cheese.
Reel Life – My only comment here is that there should be a governing body which should now look into such films, before they go on the floor, OR the censor board should come up with a new rating to warn people that this is really bad, and to reconsider the option of watching it. Man, people were frustrated walking out of the cinema. I learnt new swear words, and that too in languages I never knew existing. That’s what I feel should happen, to assist humanity – yeap, there should be a ban on such films either being made or being censored correctly.
Cinematically – It hurts me to say this, but what I mean is that ‘Cash – Does it for me’ is that this the first film to be written down as the worst film I’ve ever seen. The most pathethic dialogues and story-line and ofcourse plots and sub plots. I did like the action at times, but again the way they fitted into the film were stupid. The actors were jokers, I really do not want to sound rude, but there should be a law that remits some of them to act in films. My only sad bit – Ajay Devgan!!! What was a man with so much potential doing here? He didn’t fit in at all, and man I was told that he’s evolved and all. Remember Omkara?
Yes, I am still Tagore Almeida, I am still living in Dubai with a job in technology. I still have my humanitarian web site. I still love cinema, and yes I am keeping my fingers crossed and eagerly waiting to watch Chak De. Not just for the fact that SRK is on the screen after a long time, but hey Aditya Chopra is behind this and so is ‘Ab Tak Chapan’-Amin.
If there is nothing to say about “Cash”, then why did you say so much? It couldn’t be worse than some of the junk drawing crowds today, and couldn’t possibly be worse than “Dhoom 2″. Give me Shamita over Aish and Bips, any day.
If there is nothing to say about “Cash”, then why did you say so much? It couldn’t be worse than some of the junk drawing crowds today, and couldn’t possibly be worse than “Dhoom 2″. Give me Shamita over Aish and Bips, any day.
don’t bs man….shamita over aish and bips…please mann…just realistically think about what you juss saidd