Hello movie crazy people! Well, in this scorching heat it wouldn’t be cool enough to get a comedy script to make you ishmyle and that’s the reason I have made this small effort of gathering some of the cool quotes (misquotes) made by the celebrities of the Hindi Film Industry. Catch them with some icy cool Martini… Enjoy.
1. “Men might cheat and unceremoniously dump their steady girlfriend and get married to someone else and everybody is up in ovation as how he is a ‘prize-catch’.” – Raveena Tandon
Catch: Akshay Kumar
2. “Ritesh Deshmukh is the kind of guy I’d want to settle down with.” – Bobby Darling
Catch: Kya Kool Hain Hum!!
3. “Wearing spaghetti straps or pouting into the lens isn’t my definition of glamour.” – Tabu
Catch: Hiding what one can’t show
4. “I got to know after Akshay and I broke off, that Akshay was cheating on me all along.” – Shilpa Shetty
Catch: Big Bro’s after effects
5. “I wouldn’t want to be in Hrithik’s shoes.” – Aftab Shivdasani
Catch: Anyways, Hrithik’s won’t fit you
6. “I know there’s a camera in my house but I don’t want it in my bedroom and my bathroom.” – Priety Zinta
Catch: Are they Nessy… Arrr… Messy?
7. “My daughter saw one of my scenes where I was topless. She said, Papa, aap nangein kyon ho? I was embarrassed.” – Suniel Shetty
Catch: Old habits die hard
8. “When I asked Imran Khan for an autograph he picked up his bat to hit me.” – Shah Rukh Khan
Catch: Indo-Pak News Headlines
9. “I hope Anil Kapoor doesn’t read this, but I don’t like men with moustaches – Sushmita Sen
Catch: No catch, Anil is dropped
10. “If someone talks bad about me it only goes to show that the person feels insecure. I don’t manipulate. I don’t carry dabbas for directors.” –Amisha Patel
Catch: Ek Baar Toh Laaya Hota!!
Hanumant Bhansali
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