10 minutes into the film and even a child can predict the script. You definitely don’t need a brain to understand this one.
The film revolves around two thieves, Johny (Sanjay Dutt) and Jimmy (Saif Ali Khan). Johny has a fetish for robbing expensive watches from showrooms during the day, while Jimmy robs mansions in the wee hours of the morning. One night, they encounter Guptaji [Avtar Gill], who has been killed by the villains [Shakti Kapoor, Mukesh Rishi, Aasif Sheikh and Shiva]. Just like a masala film, the dying man blurts out some words ‘Roxy Hotel’ to push the story further.
As obvious as it seems, our heroes land up at the hotel giving false stories to Balram [Shakti Kapoor] and get employed as stewards. Meanwhile, Balram’s niece Pooja [Bipasha Basu] and her friend Kim [Kim Sharma] plan to start a hotel in Mauritius and instruct Balram to dispose off the Goa property. But Balram has usurped all the money with the help of three crooks [Mukesh Rishi, Aasif Sheikh and Shiva] and hidden it in Mauritius. Johny and Jimmy get to know Balram’s game plan and demand a share in the booty. Balram calls them to Mauritius. Meanwhile, the three crooks also hatch a plan to eliminate Balram and usurp the booty themselves.
The action shifts to Mauritius. Balram is murdered. Johny and Jimmy are in a fix since only Balram knows where he had hidden the booty.
The film makes a mockery of itself in including scenes which add sad humour. The scene where the three crooks rob the body and take it to a tantrik [Supriya Karnik], who says that the dead body of Balram will only react to a Mauritian song, is irritating to say the least.