Anil Kapoor is one Yuvvraaj, albeit a little slow… Salman is the second Yuvvraaj, likes to be tickled on his chest by Indian looking girls born in England… and Zayed Khan is the third Yuvvraaj, one wanders how he got this part. Katrina Kaif is the girl, with the emphasis being on the GIRL… We have a lawyer who knows nothing about the law (Mithun Chakraborty)… We have a forever twitching Uncle in a wheelchair and an Auntie that seems to be auditioning for Whose Got The World’s Biggest Chest… make that Whose Got The Universe’s Biggest Chest… Not forgetting the Dad (Javed Shaikh) who looks younger than his eldest son… Bring in some rubbish music of A R Rahman and let Subhash Ghai loose with his HD camera and you have a final product… Yuvvraaj…
So it finally releases… one of the biggest movies of 2009… Yuvvraaj. Previously titled Main Yuvvraaj – which would have been a much better title… or saying that how about Yuvi… or Teen Yuvi… or Tri Yuvi… hey how about Trimurti… yes, yes, yes, this is the 2008 remake of Trimurti… you guessed it… no point in reading this review any further… just imagine Jackie Shroff, Anil Kapoor and Shah Rukh Khan as the three sons of… erm… erm… Bill Gates… and you have the 2008 version…
The film was made to promote the talents of a talentless Salman… instead the talentless Salman defies the views of his talented critics by producing a talented performance that can be termed as his most talented… this year for sure! Is he the saving grace of this spoilt dish… NO! Is Anil Kapoor the saving grace of this film… NO! Anil acts like he acted in Eeshwar… can someone tell this Papa of the puffing Sonam that he should be doing things different now that he is coming to the end of his life… Bollywood life I mean… for long he may live and for long we may endure his pathetic acting and botox-enhanced face…
So is Zayed the saving grace of the film… I hear you shout at me… yes, yes, yes Zayed is the saving grace of the film… he is the Yuvvraaj… he does the Shah Rukh of Trimurti and brings his estranged brothers together in the end… as if! He does nothing like that. He seems to be in the film to promote something I guess… I didn’t notice any bottles of Coca-Cola anywhere so I assume Zayed must be promoting himself… as an actor… he must have paid Subhash to make the film probably… just so he could get to act this year… but if you want to blame anybody for the Yuvvraaj disaster… then blame Zayed… he seems to get blamed for everything else these days anyway… why not this.
Subhash Ghai has lost it… and I mean that literally… he sure has lost his marbles alongside losing his mind… which he probably lost when he decided to show us how Coca-Cola was good for forgetting bad memories… yes he did that in Yaadein…. anyway forget that and lets come back to this… What in the world made him make a film about morals… who cares about morals when you have millions… make that billions… would you care about morals if you had billions to play with… especially during this credit crunch time… would you care if you were Bill Gates’ son… I wouldn’t… I wouldn’t give a toss about morals… Subhash needs to get of his high horse of morality and start making films about…. erm… lets see… how about immortality… for Subhash thinks he is immortal in Bollywood giving us this piece of rubbish to endure…
The music is more of a tribute to some now forgotten European… someone whose music you and I probably have never heard of anyway… I think it’s Beethoven… not the dog from the movies if you’re getting confused… A R Rahman has tried his best… but sometimes your best is just not good enough… my advice for Rahman is take time… my brother from another mother… do the music slowly slowly… haule haule… a ha… Haule Haule tujhko aa jaayega music banana, tu sabr to kar mere yaar… take 5 and start chillin… bro!
Just before I sign out of this review… not that I was ever in it… let me just tell you about Katrina Kaif… lovely girl… beautiful smile… killer figure… fantastic dancer… mesmerising with the handcuffs when you’re topless… and with that image in your mind… go watch Yuvrani… I mean Devrani… no no no… Katrani… no… Katraaj…. yes Kat Ka Raaj…
What are your thoughts on this article… is our Tony right about everything he has written about… or is our Tony just creating mayhem out of nothing… and what are your thoughts on the film itself… have you seen it… do you like it… or do you hate it… why not write your own review of Yuvvraaj… we would love to read it… use the comments section below to submit your review and your thoughts on this article.
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saw the movie loved it.it wasnt your typical masala movies that are meant for people with no brain cells left.this is a good family movie so tony its either u have a thing for the cast or you are one of thoese critics that havent been paid.
this is a pathetic personal vendetta
style “review”!! LOAD OF CRAP TONY!!
you seem to hate salman/anil/subash/rahman
already, even before you get to the movie,
how childish.
but what else can we expect from him??
this is a good movie, with good
performances, deserves to be a HIT,
specially if no brainer stuff like
GOLMAL RETURNS and DOSTANA can
be a hit, this movie is better quality, just
not as comiclly colourful.
must watch, also for tony to say
AR RAHMAN’s music is rubbish, omg HE
HAS SERIOUSLY LOST IT!!
Dear Tony,
You sound pretty uneducated and lack any form of class
Yuvvraaj is a very different film, not the best from Subhash Ghai but it contains note-worthy performances from Anil Kapoor and Salman Khan tries to establish himself as an actor.
Now our very own Tony is writing reviews..n tht too for salman khan..wow well everything actually all the crap he wrote i sonlt expected form the Tony here pllzzzz u dont even write proper articles n now u r writing reviews..n hey leave ur personal opinion to urself n dude i think we all know who Beethoven is unlike sum dumb ppl like u..plzz Tony i hope u r reading all these n trying to figure out tht u r of no use n spare us n dont write another review.
Its got story, music is very good its better than Gay Dostana and meaningless Golmaal Return. It clean film with beautiful locations worth watching it. Nowadays movies like this you dont get only few decent movie makers left around and Subhash Ghai Wins all the way and Salman allways with clean family oriented movies.
wot to write about this crap written article by a so called writer i even dont wanna wrtie his name if that s wot the standard of writting, some one should teach him how write his name properly & i would suggest him to change his name, because this is basically a pet name & pets have no brains as human being have, any how i ve seen d movie, love d performances, love d sets & screen play & camera work. this man is telling us about the best selling music album of the year is a rubbish, i would narrate same thing about him, hule hule tu likhna sikh toniya, we hule,
he he he this man has suddenly lost it.
Tony Loses His Marbles Trying to Review Yuvvraaj
Hey Tony man, you gotta be kidding me. Your review is clearly based on personal hatred/dislike or whatever you may call it. Just a ti to you wannabe film critic, PLEASE BE OBJECTIVE in your review because with your subjective review, any person whether fan or not of any stakeholders in Yuvvraaj can clearly make out your uncalled for personal comments on the movie. How can you even deny Rahman’s superb music, maybe you may have not liked it but certainly it isn’t rubbish as you are proclaiming it to be. This just proves that rather than Mr. Ghai, its you, TONY, who has lost all your marbles trying to review Yuvvraaj
tony teri shakal meri gand ki naqal…you just a dumbass critic who dun’t have any clue what aim writting you moron
Tony,
You have lost it, who gave you the right to review this movie, do you even understand what the movie is about. Zayed was the worst acting in the movie and Anil was the best, Eshwar was released more than 10 years ago and there are no traces of that in Yuvraj. You are the biggest loser and idiot. I feel bad for the website radiosargam that they give people like you space to write and post this review. Seriously get a life and please don’t write again and waste our time.
TONY I’d Love To C U Bashing Akshay Someday
Tony,
This is the first and last review I read and will read written by you. I think you are a woman in disguise who is PMS-ing or didn’t get laid on time. I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I do know that this is no way to criticize a movie even if it’s not upto one’s standard. I agree with a nmber of comments written above by other ppl. You seriously need to check into a psychiatric ward soon.. and if you don’t know/understand Beethoven’s music or AR Rehman’s, please try to get someone to pay for your education/learning (hopefully you can make your learning curve move upwards). I hope employers @ RadioSargam are not paying you for all the crap coming out of your poison pen.. Has Subhash Ghai personally rejected your script ( read:some half baked attempt of yours to turn into a writer/director ), that you are his” khoon ka pyaasa” ?
Finally, please grow up !!!
Now Tony joins in the faggot camp. Idiots who write trash on the internet think they are too cool. They are mistaken. Don’t believe this Tony fag. The movie is not bad. Go watch it and you will like it.
Actually it is nice to think that the movie is not all the great because with less expectations, you will end up liking the movie even more.
I know Tony like to kiss SRK’s ass so he is just trying to build up the platform for SRK’s flop movie coming in Dec.
Tony you are a jackass. The movie rocks!!! I guess you must have seen some other movie and must be dreaming.
Also I suggest you to get a life. Stop spreading trash about the movie. The movie rocks big time. It will be a hit. We don’t really care what you have to say. Yes, we like to check out your site for cheap thrills and laughs.
Your site has no creditability. Now you have made things even worse for yourself and this crap site.
The movie is very nice. I am totally surprise how some sites are giving a bad review. After the show everyone was talking about the movie and praising it. The end was fantastic!!! Salman has done a great job in the movie and Anil Kapoor has given an award winning performance.
Honestly even in Hollywood some good movies don’t get appreciated but they win the Oscar awards. No matter what people say, the actors in the movie have done a good job and surely will be nominated for some awards next year.
Go watch the movie and you will know!!!
Hey tony!
what the crap. do you know anything about movies. you are like a stray dog who doesnt know how to live in home man.
you dont have sense of music. stop giving review or people will call you insane of the millenium
dear mrs tony…….am saying mrs. tony….
have u takin the money from shahrukh to write this article……..
seems that ….but thanks for ur article …..we know much more then u about our sallu……he is a legend……………
hahhahahha tony tony tony….u r da best bro..u seems more famous den sharuk,salman akshay…every1 talks abou u..i neva seen dat many coments abou a writer..cary on bro u killing it..
Get out from this website Tony. U r a stupid person.
Yuvvraaj is the blockbuster movie.
I saw Yuvvraj,it is a nice movie.It’s better than Dostana and Golmaal returns.
Salman khan’s performance is good here but Anil Kapoor’s is the best.Katrina looks good and Zayed is ok.
wow… this website has lost alot of credibilty when it lets a monkey like tony write movie reviews… this guy is a joke and judge by the use of his english ILLITERATE!!! take the writer’s pen out of this monkey’s hands and give him a banana or something else to keep his mouth shut! Check out Yuvvraaj… it is a good flick.
movie surly is boring , salman should find a new career for himself acting is nt his cup of tea,
only music was good
Super Duper Super Duper HIT. The direction, music, performances and Lyrices all are ExtraOrdinary. Biggest Hit ever. India’s Highest Money Spinner.
awright’ lemme not b bios here. I saw the movie, it’s a sure hit. it will pickup slowly. salman’s acting is as bad as ever accept for the scean where he trying to convince the doc to operate his bro. anil is always at his best. zahed is not bad either. a ah mehman’s music also apealing infact better then jane tu.. local’s r first grade. subash ghai is back after Taal.
Toni gives a good review always but this time he wanted to actually test who all r reading his review cuz he knew the one reads will deff. leave a coment. n that actually happened here. so guys chill down.
n whoever said rab ne will b a flop venture will b sorry for his life cuz its gona break all records
Tony. You have proved you are not worthy of being a movie critic. Radiosargam should fire you. Not only was your review off the mark, it seemed like a 5 yr old wrote it.
tony ur useless u don’t know how to write critec, i think u r useless
bulshit
yuvraj is best movie
all the best for yuvraj
Yeah–ur right… the movie’s terrible.
lopsided storyline, and really bad acting…
what’s wrong with ghai?
ITS A VERY GOOD MOVIE AND DESERVE A SUPER HIT, FULL PAISA VASOPOL MOVIE,….. SALMAN ROCKS IF U LOVE UR FAMILY THEN GO AND WATCH THIS FILM
i just loved the cinematography….Yuvvraaj makes a stunning visual statement…..music is awesome…anil kapoor steals the show among all the actors