Will Amitabh and Shah Rukh never work together?

Question: I was delighted to hear news of this new weekly column from radiosargam.com. At last now we can get some questions answered, quickly and to the point — Armaan

Tony: To the point maybe, but not sure if I can get them to you quick.

Question: Is it ture that Farhan has filmed two endings for Don, and if yes, then why two endings — Deepa

Tony: Farhan has indeed filmed two endings for his remake of the Amitabh Bachchan classic. As to why he has done this, maybe because he had too much money left over from the budget, and wanted to release an alternative ending to boost the sales of the DVD.

Question: Are there really two Shah Rukh Khan’s in Don? Will Amitabh and Shah Rukh never work together? What happened to Love You Hamesha that starred Akshaye Khanna? Has Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna really been that a disapointment?
Who is dating who and who is expecting what? — Lara

Tony: Hold it hold it! Too many questions. Please could all readers, and potential future question askers take note, you are not allowed to ask me more than two questions per week, or we might have a huge server crash when answering them. But as this is the first column, and as Lara is such a nice name, I will endevour to answer all of the above asked questions. In Don there is the Don, and then there is Vijay. Vijay becomes the Don when the original Don is murdered. But Farhan has added an extra twist to the tale. What is that? Wait till it reaches the cinema. I am not saying. But I do know. Amitabh Bachchan will indeed work with Shah Rukh Khan, as long as the money is given. Hell, even I would work with Amitabh and Shah Rukh if someone paid me something decent. Love You Hamesha was loved too much, therefore it went straight to the big cinema in the sky. May it rest in peace. Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna has made Karan Johar loads of money. So I don’t think he is disappointed. And as for expecting… I believe Karan Johar is expecting another series of Kofee with Karan. And as per the rumours, Karan is not dating John Abraham.

Question: I wanted to know the top 10 all time hits with inflation adjusted. Would really appreciate if you could combine both india and overseas collections. — Aravind

Tony: Sorry mate, I don’t get paid that much. I’d rather enjoy a pint of bitter and read Taran’s mediocre reviews.

Question: Do you have a photo of Amitabh Bachchan when he was a teenager. My Grandmother want’s to see it, it is one of her remaining wishes in life. —Jackie

Tony: Jackie’s Grandmother! Your wish is our command. The following is a picture of Amitabh Bachchan when he was 16. But I won’t tell you, out of all these hunks, which one Amitabh is exactly. This one I will leave open. If anyone knows which one is Amitabh Bachchan, please email me. My email address is radiosargam@hotmail.com

Question: Who is better in KANK, Shah Rukh or Abhishek? Is there a real war between Shah Rukh and Yash Chopra? Who is number one position in males list? Who’se year will it be? — Sabrina

Tony: Once again more than two questions. But once again I like the name. I’m a sucker for girls names. Wonder why? Abhishek I liked better in KANK, Shah Rukh was just Shah Rukh. As for the war between the Yash Rajs and the lonely Khan… well I don’t think so. I mean Shah Rukh is making movies for Yash Raj camp still. I think Shah Rukh is not able to handle two wars at the same time, I mean he isn’t George Bush is he! As for who is number one in Males, maybe Adam, the first man on Earth. And this year will be, or is, the Dogs. According to the Chinese.

Question: Did you watch the season premiere episode of Prison Break. Wasn’t it awesome. — Sneha

Tony: Yes I did, but what has that got to do with Bollywood?

Question: Can you give me any scoop on Jaan-e-Mann. — Sneha

Tony: That’s better Sneha, that is more like, nice Bollywood question. Jaan-e-Mann is another love story. That is as much as I can tell you. Sorry honey.

Question: What did you make of KANK— Gulfaraz

Tony: When I went to see it, I didn’t make much of it, but I did like it. It was a good honest film about relationships. I think Karan Johar did a good job out of what was an awkward subject. I admire him for that.

Question: When you finish writing this week’s column, can you leave us with a nice image in our heads of how Tony looks, please. I am dying to see your face. — Anisha

Tony: Sorry can’t do that. It is against the laws of the state in which I reside in. However, I can leave you an image that was fixated in my mind, during my puberty (oops) years. Enjoy!

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